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What is Audi?... The real answer

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by Nigma, Feb 23, 2007.

  1. Nigma

    Nigma Yakshimash!

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  3. doeboy

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    Very nice. Esp the jive at the TT Marketing women and Computer programmers with no imagination. Oh and the camp hairdressers. TT's are odd cars.
     
  4. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed!
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    After World War II, nobody wanted to buy German cars for fear of looking like a Nazi. Audi struggled until the 1970s when they invented four wheel drive. The "Quattro" featured a 2.2 litre turbocharged five cylinder engine, and made all the other rallying teams look like a bunch of ******* amateurs. The head of the 1976 Audi rallying team, Horst von Ubermensch would reportedly stamp up and down, dressed in an SS uniform, shrieking "You're not singing any more!" at less successful British rival teams. Assholes.
     
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    :) :) :)
     
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    Z4
    A subspecies that looks slightly different from other models, mostly identified by its sexual organs, which although are still inside the car, are on open display. It appears to be agressive but is actually harmless. If bitten it may leave a nasty rash. It is an evolution of the earlier Z3 from 1865 which was actually a mutation of the Z1 which was a rarer mutation of the 3 series after a French Nuclear test in the South Pacific. The Z1 is rarer and worth more to a collector as a wall trophy, the Z3 however is very common and undesirable, despite a brief period when it was in fashion shortly after it was first discovered under a rock in the Nevada Desert
     

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