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What do you hate???

Ads Apr 26, 2012

  1. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    Tree Sap!!!
     
  2. Alex C

    Alex C Well-Known Member VCDS Map User Audi S3

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    seagulls ****ting through an open car window!! 2nd time in under a week
     
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  3. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    Rushing to the toilet, end up in the disabled loo as its the closest, forgetting to lock door and someone walks in mid flow.
     
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  4. S3Hendry

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    People with there big @@@@ing egos
     
  5. Alex C

    Alex C Well-Known Member VCDS Map User Audi S3

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    and being a disabled toilet the door is too far away to jam you foot against it?
     
  6. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    That depends how close you have to stand to the pan. :whistle2:
     
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  7. Phil-1

    Phil-1 Well-Known Member Regional Rep

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    Driving 250 miles to be told the bits haven't been sent and I will have to wait until tomorrow now.
     
  8. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    Not being able to lavish love and care on my car without some neighbour, passer-by or gormless stranger asking me to clean their car as well.

    Errrrr...why? If you want your pox-ridden Suzuki Wagon-R washed, wash it!

    (Oh, and no, I won't make it rain, either. If it rains, it was going to anyway).

    There are two types of people in this world; those who speak because they have something to say, and those who speak because they have to say something.
     
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  9. warren_S5

    warren_S5 Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User

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    My mother is the latter unfortunately (and my mother in law).

    We're regularly having to remind both of them to use their mouths and their ears in the ratio that they were apportioned (e.g. 2:1, 2 ears - listen more / 1 mouth - speak less). Needless to say it falls on deaf ears. If any of their tattle was close to insight or wisdom I'd concede, but 999 times out of 1000 it's the most irrelevant over repeated bulls**t you've ever heard. An hour with either of them and I'm half way out the door.
     
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  10. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    Warren, that sounds familiar...lol!!!
     
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  11. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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  12. Sandra

    Sandra Moderator Staff Member Administrator Moderator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter

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    I cant be bothered with people who have no patience. Havent they heard the phrase that good things come to those who wait. Lol. They want everything yesterday and twice as much tomorrow.
     
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  13. warren_S5

    warren_S5 Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User

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    Like me waiting for the S5! Patience - nil!
     
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  14. Sandra

    Sandra Moderator Staff Member Administrator Moderator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter

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    You were good Warren. :) x
     
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  15. SteveMcB

    SteveMcB Well-Known Member Team Sepang Audi Cabriolet Owner Group SQ5 owners group

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    This!
    I thought that building a garden room would be a nice wee project for the summer, sick of it already!
     
  16. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    That looks like the project will take longer to complete than the average Midlothian summer!
     
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  17. SteveMcB

    SteveMcB Well-Known Member Team Sepang Audi Cabriolet Owner Group SQ5 owners group

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    Got that right mate, we had our summer last Tuesday, it was lovely though
     
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  18. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    That's funny. When I lived in Edinburgh, summer was usually on a Thursday. :lmfao:
     
  19. warren_S5

    warren_S5 Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User

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    F*****g birds that **** on my car even though there isn't a tree in sight. Ever since I've owned black cars they've been sh1t magnets. Air pistol required as there are way to many pigeons round here.
     
  20. SteveMcB

    SteveMcB Well-Known Member Team Sepang Audi Cabriolet Owner Group SQ5 owners group

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    Still is I believe, I live about 6 miles from Edinburgh though so the gap in the cloud passes over us a couple of days before.

    The more I think of this, what a stupid idea, right up there with buying a convertible!
     
  21. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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  22. markos72

    markos72 Active Member

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    We had ours last Wednesday over here in Central Scotland,Stevie-was nice :)
     
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  23. Ultra Violent

    Ultra Violent Sick & Wrong. Team Solar Audi S3

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    Getting stuck behind someone doing 40 in a 60 zone. :wtf:
     
  24. SteveMcB

    SteveMcB Well-Known Member Team Sepang Audi Cabriolet Owner Group SQ5 owners group

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    Damn, wish I had known, would have driven up there, got a few tubes of sun screen approaching sell by date!
     
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  25. newbster

    newbster Active Member

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    the t**t on the M40 yesterday morning who jack knifed his transit and over sized trailer and shut the motorway for an hour or so

    the driver looked ok, and no ambo's, so nobody hurt, I hate sitting in a traffic jam and being late when I've got up at stupid o'clock to be early
    :mad:
     
  26. Phil-1

    Phil-1 Well-Known Member Regional Rep

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    Working your ******** off all year to be told your only getting the basic bonus. Then finding out that the other idiots in the team are getting the full amount.:wtf:

    Why do I bother :banghead:
     
  27. markos72

    markos72 Active Member

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    When what should be a nice straightforward like-for-like replacement job on nightshift goes completely to rat **** and you know management should never have requested the job be done mid-week but on a Saturday night when there's more time.
     
  28. Artimus

    Artimus Shortback

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    You're not alone in this, you must work on the railway. lol
     
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  29. markos72

    markos72 Active Member

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    Aye,good guess lol. Needless to say back in tonight to try and remedy the situation.
     
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  30. Phil-1

    Phil-1 Well-Known Member Regional Rep

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    Or IT :)
     
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  31. newbster

    newbster Active Member

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    the m42 around solihull during rush hour
    or more specifically, other drivers who close up the gap as you try to merge (at about 10 mph), yes you in the black 8P, T******r
     
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  32. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator DSG

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    Dog owners unable to stop their dog/s barking at anyone going past
     
  33. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Dog owners :moa:


    And dogs.

    I know that'll hit a raw nerve amongst some folk, but i'm not an animal lover. If there were no dogs we'd not have to worry about bad dog owners. win win!
     
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  34. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I'm not sure that's enough of a clue to his number plate! We need more than the first and last letter :eyebrows:
     
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  35. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    My dogs do that and it pisses me off.
     
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  36. Andy Crooks

    Andy Crooks Well-Known Member

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    Sister in laws boyfriend, complete bellend
     
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  37. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Only cos you fancy the pants of your sister inlaw. :sex:
     
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  38. newbster

    newbster Active Member

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    the new bmw advert, not sure what model its for, a 5 series diesel? never got to the end of it to find out
    so much pretentious drivel in such a short space of time, who exactly is the target audience for this s**t?

    and even worse, people at bmw thought it was good enough to sell their cars??

    reminds me of the boddingtons adverts that took the piss out of the perfume ads a few year ago
     
  39. Drue1

    Drue1 Member

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    Where do I start ?
     
  40. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    3SDM alloys.
     

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