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What do you hate???

Discussion in 'Rants & Raves' started by Ads, Apr 26, 2012.

  1. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)
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    Tree Sap!!!
     
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  3. Alex C

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    seagulls ****ting through an open car window!! 2nd time in under a week
     
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  4. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Rushing to the toilet, end up in the disabled loo as its the closest, forgetting to lock door and someone walks in mid flow.
     
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    People with there big @@@@ing egos
     
  6. Alex C

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    and being a disabled toilet the door is too far away to jam you foot against it?
     
  7. jdp1962

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    That depends how close you have to stand to the pan. :whistle2:
     
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  8. Phil-1

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    Driving 250 miles to be told the bits haven't been sent and I will have to wait until tomorrow now.
     
  9. jdp1962

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    Not being able to lavish love and care on my car without some neighbour, passer-by or gormless stranger asking me to clean their car as well.

    Errrrr...why? If you want your pox-ridden Suzuki Wagon-R washed, wash it!

    (Oh, and no, I won't make it rain, either. If it rains, it was going to anyway).

    There are two types of people in this world; those who speak because they have something to say, and those who speak because they have to say something.
     
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    My mother is the latter unfortunately (and my mother in law).

    We're regularly having to remind both of them to use their mouths and their ears in the ratio that they were apportioned (e.g. 2:1, 2 ears - listen more / 1 mouth - speak less). Needless to say it falls on deaf ears. If any of their tattle was close to insight or wisdom I'd concede, but 999 times out of 1000 it's the most irrelevant over repeated bulls**t you've ever heard. An hour with either of them and I'm half way out the door.
     
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  11. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)
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    Warren, that sounds familiar...lol!!!
     
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  12. jdp1962

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    I cant be bothered with people who have no patience. Havent they heard the phrase that good things come to those who wait. Lol. They want everything yesterday and twice as much tomorrow.
     
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    Like me waiting for the S5! Patience - nil!
     
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  15. Sandra

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    You were good Warren. :) x
     
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    This!
    I thought that building a garden room would be a nice wee project for the summer, sick of it already!
     
  17. jdp1962

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    That looks like the project will take longer to complete than the average Midlothian summer!
     
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  18. Stevieb2905

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    Got that right mate, we had our summer last Tuesday, it was lovely though
     
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  19. jdp1962

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    That's funny. When I lived in Edinburgh, summer was usually on a Thursday. :lmfao:
     
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    F*****g birds that **** on my car even though there isn't a tree in sight. Ever since I've owned black cars they've been sh1t magnets. Air pistol required as there are way to many pigeons round here.
     
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    Still is I believe, I live about 6 miles from Edinburgh though so the gap in the cloud passes over us a couple of days before.

    The more I think of this, what a stupid idea, right up there with buying a convertible!
     
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    We had ours last Wednesday over here in Central Scotland,Stevie-was nice :)
     
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  25. Ultra Violent

    Ultra Violent Sick & Wrong.

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    Getting stuck behind someone doing 40 in a 60 zone. :wtf:
     
  26. Stevieb2905

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    Damn, wish I had known, would have driven up there, got a few tubes of sun screen approaching sell by date!
     
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    the t**t on the M40 yesterday morning who jack knifed his transit and over sized trailer and shut the motorway for an hour or so

    the driver looked ok, and no ambo's, so nobody hurt, I hate sitting in a traffic jam and being late when I've got up at stupid o'clock to be early
    :mad:
     
  28. Phil-1

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    Working your ******** off all year to be told your only getting the basic bonus. Then finding out that the other idiots in the team are getting the full amount.:wtf:

    Why do I bother :banghead:
     
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    When what should be a nice straightforward like-for-like replacement job on nightshift goes completely to rat **** and you know management should never have requested the job be done mid-week but on a Saturday night when there's more time.
     
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    You're not alone in this, you must work on the railway. lol
     
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  31. markos72

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    Aye,good guess lol. Needless to say back in tonight to try and remedy the situation.
     
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    Or IT :)
     
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    the m42 around solihull during rush hour
    or more specifically, other drivers who close up the gap as you try to merge (at about 10 mph), yes you in the black 8P, T******r
     
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    Dog owners unable to stop their dog/s barking at anyone going past
     
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    Dog owners :moa:


    And dogs.

    I know that'll hit a raw nerve amongst some folk, but i'm not an animal lover. If there were no dogs we'd not have to worry about bad dog owners. win win!
     
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    I'm not sure that's enough of a clue to his number plate! We need more than the first and last letter :eyebrows:
     
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  37. ScottD3

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    My dogs do that and it pisses me off.
     
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    Sister in laws boyfriend, complete bellend
     
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  39. jojo

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    Only cos you fancy the pants of your sister inlaw. :sex:
     
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    the new bmw advert, not sure what model its for, a 5 series diesel? never got to the end of it to find out
    so much pretentious drivel in such a short space of time, who exactly is the target audience for this s**t?

    and even worse, people at bmw thought it was good enough to sell their cars??

    reminds me of the boddingtons adverts that took the piss out of the perfume ads a few year ago
     
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    Where do I start ?
     
  42. jojo

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    3SDM alloys.
     

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