Apr 26, 2012
Messy rabbits in my lounge
A big pot some veg and some stock. Sorted.
people who suck there fingers while eating/after eating!
dirty dirty dirty barstewards! get some manners!
you are not some kind of squirrel, or been eating glue, you are just filthy!
See the large space you left between your final word and your sentence end punctuation in the above quotation? Yeah; it shouldn't be there.
Neither should the hyphen after "yourself" as you are not joining words or separating syllables, it is also worth mentioning your use of inverted commas should in fact be double speech quotation marks as you are actually quoting a previously spoken word rather than writing in a first tense as a present speaker.
Which makes the below quotation seem mildly ironic to say the least.
If you are going to correct others on their use of the English language then you need to be as faultless as I am, or you'll just end up looking like a prize *****. It's probably best to stay slightly aloof from correcting others on forums, as there will always be somebody smarter.
Not quite "faultless", but it'll pass in most folk's estimation.
When people punctuate sentences with "LOL"
Monday mornings and MOT's that are on Monday mornings. lol
People,who on dark mornings(yes the dark mornings are creeping in) have their DRL's on bu that is the only lights they have on,no sidelights or anything else.
You might have DRL's on at the front,but there aren't any rear lights lit you muppet!!
Having to buy a new Tool Box because the O\H is fed up of me using two kitchen drawers.
I gave away a perfectly good set of 30 year old tools & chest just last year to make space in the front lock-up ...and now I can't stop buying new ones.
It's a vicious circle I tells ya.
I am currently hating the dickhead in the Polish registered white A3 that clipped my bumper scuffing it and removing paint while pulling out, looked to see what he had done and drove off.
However, he is a regular visitor to my street and I will show his car the same care and courtesy while I am out walking my pet house brick later today. I will have to take care as I pass his car though as he is a feisty little bugger who occasionally drags himself along cars.
Katie Hopkins- What an absolute numpty!
Mobile phone signals that breaks up midway through conversation. It doesn't matter who the provider is, but in general, the mobile phone network is just **** these day! I mean I could get cut off some days, and I check my phone, and I have full signal, and I'm with Voda, supposed to be one of the best.... once upon a time!
So, how did this turn out?
Surprisingly well as it happens.
I got back early evening and noticed the car parked in the street. A few hours later when I decided to take my pet brick for a walk someone had decided his car was the wrong colour and thought they would be helpful by trying to remove the old paint with some kind of stripping chemical. They also must have thought his tyres held too much air.
Obviously peed off someone else.
Pointless taking my pet brick for a walk after all.
People who think society owes them something because they don't have a job, or chose not to have a job!
Ignorant muslims who cause scenes at remembrance parades!
People who drive with no insurance.
CARCRAFT..Need I say more.
EDIT: had to fix the post as the mods werent happy with it so ill try my best and make it conform abit better
immigrant asian and indian drivers in Australia that are absolutely hopeless at driving and dangerous
immigrants that can't speak ENGLISH, not to mention they have been living in Oz. for 20-50 years
people talking in a foreign language at work in front of me; sometimes feel like backhanding them
ignorant people in general that think they know whats best and bogans
muslims populations coming and trying to make us 'there guest country' to conform to their laws and have there way with society while at the same time they hate our nations and try to stand out and do their very best to not assimilate with society.
A lot of hate from me atm:
1) Gym related
1- people who decide to stand right to the side of you when your dumbell pressing ( Do u want me to drop these 50's on you)
2- People who don't wipe their sweat off the machines and benches ffs
3- people who superset every fookin thing in the gym
4- people who come upto you and say my mate can lift more then you ( Care?, why would i even want to know that?)
2) Car related
1- Dimwits to open their doors on your car and leave dings
2- Inconisderate parking- don't think i need to explain this
3- Lane hogers, when the left lane is free, use that
4 -People who don't use indicators - am I psychic
5- people who can't drive, pull out dangerously, don't stop for zebra crossing pedestrians, etc
3) Uni related
1- people who have a mothers meeting during a lecture, ffs its a lecture where I am trying to learn, I would rather not hear about your weekend and how many girls/guys you've slept with.
2- People who crank their music upto the max in the silent section of the library
1 - People who critize what car you have, " yea but its not got 4wd, id have a lower mileage one", and what do you drive, a 1.0 polo or micra, so sit the f back down
2- Jealous people who always try to undermine you
3 - people who go out of their way to try to try and get a cheap shot at you
4 - Fake friends, who as drake says, " write the wrong answers on the mirror for me"
sorry for all the ranting, but feels good saying it out loud
must say the car related and uni related issues you can add to my list... though im sure 99.9% of us on ASN would agree with the parking its a fu*king pain in the ass
Some great stuff, there.....and breathe.
I'm still trying to get my head round this idea of a university library having a silent section. Things must have changed since I was a student. In my day, the silent section of the library was called........the library.
People who feel the need to arrange meetings just for the sake of it.
Just been to one of these meetings only to be presented with a 2 page hand out that could've easily just been emailed...
sales people that complain about our product but can't be bothered to spend some time with the customer and find out what thay actually want.
wanting a million pound project priced up next day," becasue thats when the tenders due" yeah right, maybe if you had done you job you would have known about it 6 months ago.
i'm a celeb, get me out of here, umm, maybe the world would be a better palce if we didn't
I used to get that a lot, when they started receiving my invoice for £250.00 they stopped inviting me.
There are only two ways I would watch I'm a celeb, at gunpoint and if Karl Pilkinson was on it.
a team leader at work so prematurely overjoyed with Christmas who insistently plays Christmas songs every ****in pissing **** tard morning, may i add that the downloaded Christmas songs are not the original artists but some feeble bunch of 3rd rate poundland staff wannabes sounded like some drowning cats. (no offence to anyone who works at poundland)
Today I hate People with cheap ****ty HID kits right up your ****....... Too high beam, too bright, look **** and chavvy. I hope there lights catch fire, was well annoying in average speed cam road sat right on my bumper, then when no cameras I absolutely wasted him.
He's willing to do 52 mph in a 50 where cameras are, but when no cameras and national speed limit I left him for dead. 52 plate Leon cupra r , I was in my m3!
Work related. Was told on Friday that from Monday until Christmas Eve I will be working every week away from home ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½
Personalised number plates, BMWs and Tory politics
The person that jumped the lights and forced me to brake hard. I hope you get a flat tyre. :-(
Especially the ones that have to have what its supposed to say at the bottom of the plate.
And ordinary 3 series BMW's that have a M3 badge on them, you are fooling no one. Those who don't know the difference are not bothered, and those that do think you are a knobhead.
Bad news :-(
I got behind a 320d a couple of months back, except it was a rare "M3" edition. It must be BMW's new range of ultra efficient M3's. I forgot to download it from my dashcam and upload it to ASN for a giggle. 320d M3... cute!
People who are supposed to be selling stuff on gumtree and are really crooks, just read another member got shafted, and another was about to!!! Pisses me off!!!
They're either too slow & holding you up on an otherwise empty road, or they're trying to park in your boot at 60mph ...no happy medium for them.
My ex he isn't nice at all. I've found about 3 fake profiles on Facebookoff his, and what's worse is he uses his email address but the user profile name is a john smith DOH !!! I was shocked with disbelief. so on top off everything in the god awful 3 years I stupidly put up with the lies,secrets,deceit and u name it everything else done it I find out this
His own fAmily can't trust what he tells them anymore shocking
U know when u finally stop caring for someone or even being in love with them well that happened tonight and I can safely i have a weight off my shoulders and have everything going for me
Good riddance to terrible exs that have no morals or conscience
And if I could upload te picture I would show how stupid he actually is and he wonders why we never worked terrible liar and **** at that he always gets found out :/
Upload it anyway for a laugh, a woman scorned and all that.....
If I gave y the list off everything he has done u wouldn't being saying that ud wanna break his legs it's that bad :/ and I'm not sure how u upload it on this taps talk
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