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What do you hate???

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  1. WAFTER

    WAFTER Member

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    Peeple who carnt spell. Don't wee edudate in this ****ry anymore? Is there anybody left wot can speak and an rite proper ENGLISH the language of MY country? !!!!!!!
    THEY'RE 21 again - THEY'RE really grandmothers
    THEIR sporty cars

    Laziness or just arrogance when it comes to not making the effort to do things properly? Maybe reverse snobbery to avoid being thought of as educated or intelligent?
     
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  2. jimmo

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    Grammar. It's the difference between knowing your **** and knowing you're ****. :)
     
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  3. Artimus

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    ...aaaaand Breathe! :blink:

    Wow ...and I thought I could be a grumpy old git at times.

    I understand your dismay WAFTER, and agree that spelling\grammar from today's Yoot has fallen to a level below anything that's gone before, but it's only a forum post, not a letter to EIIR.

    :nyah:
     
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  4. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Did I read that some companies and councils are thinking dropping the apostrophe cause they feels its not used any more?

    It took me years to learn that **** lol


    I hate when stuff breaks.
     
  5. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    ooo! i am so sorry in a juvenile not educated scum youth type of manner!
    but alas in retrospect to the contrary mr english teacher i am probably old enough, if not in fact quite possibly your dad!:ninja:
    i am 36 and educated, and indeed know my grammar quite well to an extent of how to exercise it in a concise manner thank you very much!
    just give me 100 lines and a detention and wind your neck in!
    have you ever tried posting from a phone?, sorry, a mobile telephone with a poor 3g connection???????

    yeah, me too!, so when the spell check kicks in, i do not really have the time to argue with it! and just agree!
    pfft,

    "things i hate today"
    miserable nit picking old farts....
    :arco:
     
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  6. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    Funny thing is, people will moaning and complain about people being lazy,​arrogant and uneducated but does anyone consider it could be a learning problem or something else beyond their control?

    I guess that's what I hate as well (I think I commented on **** like this a couple of posts up).
    Just cause someone's spelling or grammar is not up to your level of standard, don't assume its cause they are lazy or arrogant. They, my self being one of them, might have problems with spelling, grammar and beyond their control.
     
  7. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    sycophants
     
  8. StateOfPlay

    StateOfPlay Well-Known Member

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    Now TV. I got a free pass to watch tonight's game between the two mancunian teams, and it doesn't work!

    Waste of space. You can't watch it on your Sky box either, I have to watch it on my laptop and stream it through the TV. Got 10 minutes of the game before it crashed.

    Boo!
     
  9. _G_

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    One Direction! Someone shoot these winkers!!! feckin annoyin
     
  10. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator TFSI Owners Group Team V6 Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    Spending all night in A&E only to sent home and told to come back later this morning as an in-patient for surgery to remove an abscess from a place where not much sunshine is found. :-(
     
  11. StateOfPlay

    StateOfPlay Well-Known Member

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    Oooh dear mate, sounds painful. Hope all goes well for you.

    I know these things are a pain in the ......
     
  12. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator TFSI Owners Group Team V6 Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    In the words of Spinal Tap, it goes all the way up to eleven.
     
  13. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    usually the phrase "pics or it did not happen" applies!
    in this instance i will take your word for it!
    get well soon mate!
     
  14. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator TFSI Owners Group Team V6 Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    The nurse who is changing the dressing on a daily basis has offered to take a pic tomorrow, just for you, Chez.
     
  15. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    really your too kind! honestly!
    just keep it for face book! :ninja:
     
  16. sidibear

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator Audi A4

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    I am currently hating the car parked across the road as the alarm keeps going off. Called the police who won't do anything but said to leave a polite note on the windscreen, which I did, with evo stick :laugh:
     
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  17. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    ok today"s topic of hate are,
    thieves
    council tax
    moron receptionists!

    and this is why,
    took my recycle bin out this morning early, the bin men emptied the bin as i was leaving the house, so did not really have time to bring it in off the street when i had a hyper springer spaniel doing back flips wanting to be out! so i left it until i returned!
    returned home after our walk (3 hours later) to discover our bin had been nicked!
    THIEVES grrrrrrrrr! dirty *** low life bin snatchers! a bin for christs sake!

    so i thought i would give the council a ring to arrange a new one!
    it turns out that they will give me one, but at a charge of £20
    i explained that i had not lost my bin, burned it, customised it or used it for an experiment of any sort and that i was a genuine victim of crime here and all that i required was a new bin! a facility that THEY provide for a service that I pay for thanks to my council tax!
    no joy, you have to stump up £20 for a replacement, simple as!
    i was a tad angry by this and asked what i paid my council tax for?
    and all i got was a load of council policy bobbins etc by a woman that sounded very stuck up!
    all i want is a bin FFS!
    i am not selling the things on ebay!
    anyway, a little bit fuming, i worded a little email to the complaints dept of there website!
    so let"s see if it worked! (i doubt it)
    and if not, i shall phone the police and get a crime reference number for the council to deal with!
    i am sure the paperwork that the police will have to deal with over this will ultimately cost over £20, plus the fact i will get a new bin out of it and will indeed validate my pound of flesh for my council tax i pay!
    :arco:
     
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  18. s3dave

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    But you have gone through the proper procedure so thats ok, i will estimate that given a crime number that will have cost the tax payer £300?.....no joke once lawyers are involved if chez refuses to pay poll tax cos of absent bin it will be £1000s....
    Give the man a bin you fcn red taped shiney arsed tossers...
     
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  19. fishyfish

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    I have no words left after doing this to myself.

    multiple swear words were said.jpg
     
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  20. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    now that would be slightly annoying mate!
    what will you do?
     
  21. crazy88

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    It'll be like one of those games where you spend hours trying to get the ball bearing in a small home :D

    I do feel bad for you though. :(
     
  22. fishyfish

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    Managed to get it out after several mad-scientist ideas:
    - vacuum cleaner attached to thin hose (Fail 1: hose of appropriate diameter had lugs stopping it from fitting through hole. Fail 2: sans lugs, couldn't get enough suction on flat enough surface to lift it clear)
    - flexible wire fish with a magnet strapped to the end (Fail: bulb end seems to be non-ferrous)
    - wire fish tipped with a blob of very sticky tape (sticky side outward) was the eventual solution

    My glory was short lived though, as the bulb came unstuck from the tape as I lifted it clear of the headlight unit... and it dropped into the fscking engine bay. It is now resting on the under-tray covering the sump.

    I give up on today... *sigh*
     
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  23. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    genius! well done sir!, tackle it tomorrow with a fresh head!/fish!
     
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  24. baldyplayer99

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    i hate kerry katona.... thats about it for now and toothache gota mention tootache what a c**t
     
  25. Brodster

    Brodster Well-Known Member Team Ibis VCDS Map User Audi S4 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Having to log on to ASN to reply to PM's coz if replying via your notification e-mail this message goes direct to Admin. Could reveal sensitive material that was for the recipients eyes only...............:shutup2:

    ***But then again it does state DO NOT reply to this email*** DOH!!


    THIS IS FOR SOMEONE ELSES BENEFIT AS EVERYONE KNOWS THIS...............:keule:
     
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  26. MartayMcFly

    MartayMcFly Booooooost VCDS Map User Gold Supporter

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    I hate the mind games girls play. They're fun for a while, but get frustrating pretty quickly. I'm too old for games, let's just get naked and every one wins :kiss::sex::wub::lazy:
     
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  27. Brodster

    Brodster Well-Known Member Team Ibis VCDS Map User Audi S4 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Until you find out they're old and fat and then you'll change your mind :sign_omg:
     
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  28. Nicki

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    Not all women play mind games. I don’t have the time or energy for them. If I like someone, I tell them. If I don’t see it going anywhere, I tell them. What’s the point in stringing people along?

    From my experience, a lot of men are just as bad with the mind games. You don’t help yourselves either really because you seem to be drawn towards women with a hint of crazy...
     
  29. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    There are women without a hint of crazy?
     
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  30. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    They are normally led on a cold hard slab.






    I hate warm toilet seats.
     
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  31. baldyplayer99

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    women are all crazy a little. but in my experience its us men that make em crazy haha. good and bad ways
     
  32. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter

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    we are few and far between, lmao. :) x
     
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  33. Nicki

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    How did I know someone would make a comment like that? :p

    I think there are 4 types of women:
    - non-crazy who are lucky enough to meet a decent man & spend their life with them
    - non-crazy who get messed around by lots of crappy men ultimately turning them moderately crazy, or into crazy cat ladies
    - moderately crazy who play the occasional mind game, but don’t go out of their way to do it
    - absolute freaking nutcases who use mind games, power battles, emotional blackmail & any other weapon in their arsenal against anyone & everyone, especially men
     
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  34. baldyplayer99

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    1st type = nice normal women rare
    2nd type = easy, unattractive or tries to hard to find someone
    3rd type = attractive women who have strings of men to choose from
    4th type = women who think they are attractive and better than everyone (usually women who try to cover up there uglyness)

    ever heard of the phrase you cant polish a turd
     
  35. baldyplayer99

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    i dated many of all types. but have settled for a mix of 1 and 3. happy man.

    im sorry if that comment causes offence to any female reading. its only an opinion lol
     
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  36. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Now I know why you prefer men. :weight_lift2:
     
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  37. Ads

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    Not men... YOU!! :kiss:
     
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  38. markos72

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    Getting called to late jobs off the night shift when the overalls are already off and tucked away.Still,the 2 extra hours this morning should ease it somewhat.
     
  39. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Audi S8 Team Akoya TDi saloon

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    I hated that.
    30mins left and get called to london or the valleys.


    My dog when he sits outside in the rain getting wet without a care in the world. Then comes in to say hello.
     
  40. Pops848

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    I hate it when people can't stop explaining themselves. Give me the damn details, not your life story!!! Ask me to fix it I will, don't care what you did after you broke it.
     

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