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    [Aug 7, 2010]
    What do you call a man with a Rabbit up his arse...

    Warren


    What do you call a woman with a Egg & Bacon on her head....

    Kath ?


    Sorry peeps about the only ones I remember .. Cringe.....
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    [Aug 10, 2010]
    A man in a paper suit?

    -Russel.


    A man with a car on his head?

    -Jack.


    A man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

    -Bob.


    A man with a seagull on his head?

    -Cliff.


    A woman juggling a can of Guinness, a can of Budweiser and a Can of John Smith's Bitter?

    -Beatrix.


    A woman juggling a can of Guinness, a can of Budweiser and a Can of John Smith's Bitter... WHILE PLAYING SNOOKER?

    -Beatrix Potter.


    A woman between two goal-posts?

    -Annette.


    A man with a shovel sticking out of his head?

    -Doug.


    A man with a wooden head?

    -Edward.


    A man with THREE wooden heads?

    Edward Woodward.


    ...those are just off the top of my head... don't ask me to think about it, or I'll give you a ton of 'em!
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    [Aug 12, 2010]
    What do you call a girl who sets fire to I.O.U's?

    Bernadette.
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    [Aug 13, 2010]
    What do you call a man without a shovel sticking out of his head

    - Douglas

    Lol VWAddict
    Man in a paper suit - Russel :thumbsup:
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    [Aug 13, 2010]
    What do you a Russian knife thrower?

    Bloodynear Chopmeheadoff

    A Russian Prostitute?

    Onya Backyoubitch
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    [Aug 15, 2010]
    What do you call a
    "Yugoslavian Prostitute"

    Sloba downmycockyoubitch
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    [Aug 16, 2010]
    What do you call:-

    A man thats been dead for a hundred years?

    Pete

    A lady laying on top of a house?

    Ruth


    A lady standing at the back of the house?

    Patty O'doors
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    [Aug 19, 2010]
    A deer with no eyes?

    No idea...

    A deer with no eyes and no legs?

    Still no idea...

    A deer with no eyes and no legs that's been shot?

    Still no bloody idea!
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    [Aug 24, 2010]
    What do you call a Russian with 3 testicles?

    Whodyanickabollockov.
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    [Aug 24, 2010]
    what do you call 2 scottish gay men?
    ben doon & phill mcavity
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    [Sep 7, 2010]
    A man with no arms or legs who can still swim the Channel?

    Clever ****!
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