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What a professional I am.

sidibear Feb 4, 2013

  1. sidibear

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator Audi A4

    As some of you know I am a firearms instructor in my spare time. Its a thankless job that I now do for free rather than for a living. So when you are on a windswept range teaching clay shooting and get an unexpected bonus its nice.
    Can you come up today and take a couple out was the request down the phone early yesterday morning, weather looks a bit miserable and its an hours drive. But hey, I am still committed to what I do so along I went.

    First pupil arrived with her friend and onto the range we went. I showed her all the safety and how to handle a gun correctly, how to stand and what to look for.

    Not once did I hit on the fit as f**k 25yr old pole dancer :wub:



    The next pupil didn't turn up so we extended the lesson, nearly 2 1/2 hours she shot for.
    Taught her how to shoot and away she went really chuffed.
    She asked for my number so she could book a lesson with me again, I told her to just call the club to arrange.

    Like I say, professional I am.
    Also 46, happily married, baldling and going grey :laugh:
    ( I am not fat, its a cartridge belt under my jacket)
  2. quattrojames

    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

    Next you'll be saying you're not that grey, it's just a hat :whistle2:
  3. Artimus

    Artimus Shortback

    I think it was a test of your powers of resistance? :icon_thumright:

    and she looks like she doesn't have any talons. :ninja:
  4. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro s tronic Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

    Lmao Paul. She obviously thought you were "fit" as she wanted your phone number. I glad to see that you remained professional. A true gent. :) x :thumbsup:
  5. Molnboman

    Molnboman Well-Known Member

    She must get some right tough clients! hahaha Good Man....am proud of you!....Am 20years married this year....Ma Mrs has my balls in the freezer!

  6. sidibear

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator Audi A4

    James, its a headscarf, to keep my head warm as my hair has gone south for the winter, and all the other seasons :lmfao:

    And if anyone else in the Midlands fancies trying clay shooting and I am free that weekend let me know, you only pay for clays and cartridges, I teach for free.
  7. StateOfPlay

    StateOfPlay Well-Known Member

    Hmmmm pole dancer wants to learn to shoot. Sounds dangerous to me!
  8. S4P4UL

    S4P4UL Member

    what does it cost for a typical day of shooting? say me and my girlfriend wanted to come do it one weekend what would we need?

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