1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

What a lot happening on just 1 weekend!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by StateOfPlay, Mar 31, 2013.

  1. StateOfPlay
    Offline

    StateOfPlay Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2009
    Messages:
    2,230
    Likes Received:
    167
    It hasn't escaped my attention that an awful lot of things are happening on just one weekend. It must be that comprehensive school education of learning whilst bunking off in the woods that has made me so incisive.

    Anyway, Mensa will not have me, I put it down to be too clever for them, they made up some stuff about me being too thick but I know. I know. Anyway, my brain has been working it's normal magic and I have realised that this weekend has a lot going on;

    2 bank holidays
    Easter
    Clocks go forward
    April fools day
    Snow
    Sunshine

    Wow, what a busy weekend!

    And yet I am taking it all in my stride, as I sit in my leather armchair with the remote control, my laptop and a chocolate easter egg. I would do some DIY, but I will say nothing until the wife mentions something that I haven't done, or indeed finished. Until she raises the issue I shall just chill.

    Anyway, I will get back to the Sky remote and click on Crime HD and watch naughty people getting caught. Pleasure!
    #1
  2. Sandra
    Offline

    Sandra MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2010
    Messages:
    15,874
    Likes Received:
    2,267
    ​Thats sounds like a plan Mark. You enjoy the chill time, it wont last long, lol. :) x
    #2
  3. StateOfPlay
    Offline

    StateOfPlay Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2009
    Messages:
    2,230
    Likes Received:
    167
    Thank you Sandra, spoken as a true woman. You know more about women than I do, you know that women cannot let man get away with looking like he hasn't a care in the world. You know that it is the purpose of a wife to make me work, punish me for being born male, make sure I cannot relax.

    I hope you are wrong. I hope I relax all weekend.
    #3
  4. Sandra
    Offline

    Sandra MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2010
    Messages:
    15,874
    Likes Received:
    2,267
    Mark the easiest way to get round this, is just send her out with the bank card for some retail therapy. Works everytime. I so hope you get to enjoy your relaxing day. :) x
    #4
  5. StateOfPlay
    Offline

    StateOfPlay Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2009
    Messages:
    2,230
    Likes Received:
    167
    Ha! You women are so clever! I would rather put up a shelf than spend the next 5 years paying back my credit card!
    #5
  6. Sandra
    Offline

    Sandra MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2010
    Messages:
    15,874
    Likes Received:
    2,267
    Lmao, i nearly choked on my tea reading that Mark. Im sure the wife will let you chill. Have some faith, lol. :) x
    #6

Share This Page