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went shopping last night

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by HmanS3, Apr 13, 2007.

  1. HmanS3

    HmanS3 Member

    Feb 23, 2007
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    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing in
    line at the check out.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again,
    although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
    time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
    ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
    it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat
    one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
    complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
    enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
    because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
    sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
    hard as he staggered out the door.


    Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??
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  3. Lowlife

    Lowlife German Hardcore

    Jan 30, 2007
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  4. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed!
    VCDS Map User

    May 26, 2004
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    Maybe she fancied you and was trying to strike up a conversation, missed out there boyo!
  5. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

    Oct 14, 2004
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    Class story!!!:lmfao: :lmfao:

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