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Wednesday pre 9am joke

imported_mustwin1 Mar 9, 2005

  1. A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.



    Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.



    But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.



    "Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?"



    Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"



    He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say....If you farted just touching it ... you're going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price."
     
  2. OutLore

    OutLore VOIP Dude

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    lol... nothing like a pre 9am joke.......

    "There's nowt funnier than a fart"
    Someone too insignificant to remember, but too funny to forget.
     
  3. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    :nice one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     
  4. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    Good one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  5. bravepilot

    bravepilot Member

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif cheeky... but funny!
     
  6. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Well done Murdoch. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif

    Nice and easy to remember.
     
  7. it was funny indeed, as you say, always a bonus if you can remember em down the local /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
     

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