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Wasps

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by gjcknocker, Nov 14, 2006.

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    Wasps
    >> The world's fore most authority on wasps is walking down the street
    when
    >> he sees a record in the window of a charity shop "Wasp noises from
    around
    >> the world".
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    >> Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can isten to it.
    >> "Certainly," says the shop assistant and pops it onto his turn table.
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    >> After listening to the first track for a while, the world's foremost
    >> authority on wasps is a bit confused.
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    >> "I don't recognize any of these noises, and I'm the world's foremost
    >> authority on wasps! Can you play the next track please?"
    >>
    >> The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track, after
    a
    >> while the world's foremost authority on wasps is still confused
    >> "No, I still don't recognize any of these wasps. Can you try the next

    >> track?"
    >>
    >> The assistant skips the needle on, and the world's foremost authority
    on
    >> wasps listens for a little while longer before shaking his head.
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    >> "It's no good. I just don't recognize any of these wasps"
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    >> The assistant peers at the label of the record and says...
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    >> "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I had it on the bee side"

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