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Warning to blokes - Tesco Scam

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by smee, Mar 21, 2008.

  1. smee

    smee Member

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    A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Tesco

    Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!


    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.


    You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.




    I had my wallet stolen on March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
     
  2. Sussex Lad

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    Do they do Wait:tumble:rose customers too?:p
     
  3. motorbikez

    motorbikez Active Member

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    Never seen them at tesco in Carlisle but I'll watch out for this scam:)
     
  4. karl7900

    karl7900 Active Member

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    Glad you warned me about this. I'm off there now.:whistle2:
     
  5. Randomjim

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    Thanks for the warning. Just got mine nicked.
     
  6. AUDI TURBO

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    worth getting a fake wallet if you ask me
     
  7. mike60eley

    mike60eley Active Member

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    Must be a nation wide scam, I've just had mine nicked. Going back tomorrow.
    :sos:
     
  8. BigRD

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    I bought a dozen wallets tonight just to be on the safe side...:jump:
     

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