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wait for the punch ...........

Rev-head Feb 1, 2006

  1. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member


    A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van
    (you know shag carpets, big double mattress in the back...)
    when suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out
    "Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!"

    The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did
    not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the
    window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip the girl
    until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.

    About a week later, the girl notices that the marks left by the whipping
    session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor.

    The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks
    "Did you get these marks having sex?" The girl is a little embarrassed
    but admits that, yes, she did.

    Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims,

    I thought so,

    because in all my years of doctoring you've got the worst
    case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen."
  2. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

    Ha Ha Ha.... Heard another flavour of it before many Years ago... guessed the punchline when he snapped the aerial off......

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