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martyboy May 2, 2009

  1. martyboy

    martyboy Member

    [FONT='Arial','sans-serif']The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.

    There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.

    Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the area, stands up and proclaims:

    'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new BMW every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'

    The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

    Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, 'If the Vicar will stay on here I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!'

    More sighs and loud applause.

    Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,

    'If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex.'

    There is total silence.

    The Preacher, blushing, asks her:

    'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'

    Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies:

    'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'f**k him!'[/FONT]

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