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  1. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    An American tourist goes on a trip to China.
    >
    > While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom
    > all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one
    > morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
    >
    > Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
    >
    > The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests
    > and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
    >
    > The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad
    > news for you - you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
    > unheard of here. We know very little about it". The man looks a little
    > perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up,
    > doc".
    >
    > The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have
    > to amputate your penis".
    >
    > The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".
    >
    > The doc tor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but
    > surgery is your only choice".
    >
    > The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know
    > more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and
    > proclaims:
    > "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".
    >
    > The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can
    > we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"
    >
    > The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:
    >
    > "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make mo money that way. No
    > need to opelate!"
    >
    > Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.
    >
    > "Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no wolly! Wait two weeks. **** fall
    > off
    > by itself!"
     
  2. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Ha Ha Ha - Absolutely Mint /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif Top class TDI, as usual......Love the chinese accent......
     
  3. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Many thanks, just passing them on to you guys.
     
  4. OutLore

    OutLore VOIP Dude

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    Many thanks, just passing them on to you guys.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Bad choice of words dude considering this is a joke about VD's /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     
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    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Oh yeah. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
  6. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    Very good........ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  7. another good un from the tdi!
     

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