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Valentine's Day

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by jdp1962, Feb 8, 2006.

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    [Feb 8, 2006]
    Just in case you're stuck for what to write in your Valentine's day card, I am here to help you all.......


    1. Thought that I could love no other
    That is until I met your brother.

    2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

    3. Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    But I only slept with you, because I was pi$$ed.

    5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not

    6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face

    7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    10. My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    11. My feelings for you no words can tell
    Except for maybe "go to hell"

    12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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  3. bainsyboy
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    1. Thought that I could love no other
    That is until I met your brother.


    That one would p the mrs off
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    All brilliant.
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    4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    But I only slept with you, because I was pi$$ed.
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    Lol - planning ahead!!
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