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  1. NHN
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    [Apr 26, 2010]
    Cinderella is now 95 years old.

    After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince,
    she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching
    the world go by from her front porch, with a cat
    named Bob for companionship.

    One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the
    fairy godmother.



    Cinderella said, 'Fairy Godmother, what are you
    doing here after all these years'?

    The fairy godmother replied, 'Cinderella, you have
    lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there
    anything for which your heart still yearns?'

    Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some
    thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:


    'The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor.
    I'm living hand to mouth on my disability cheques, and
    I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.
    Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.

    Cinderella said,
    'Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother'

    The fairy godmother replied,
    'It is the least that I can do.
    What do you want for your second wish?'

    Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,
    'I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth
    I once had.'


    At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful
    young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside
    her that had been dormant for years.

    And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
    'You have one more wish; what shall it be?'


    Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the
    corner and says, 'I wish for you to transform Bob,
    my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man.'
    Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental
    a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood
    before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him
    neither she nor the world had ever seen.


    The fairy godmother said, 'Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.'

    With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

    For a few eerie moments,

    Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.

    Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful,
    stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.

    Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed
    in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young
    muscular arms.

    He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with hiswarm breath as he whispered...

    'Bet you're sorry now that you cut my nuts off.'
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    [Apr 26, 2010]
    :thumbsup:
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    [May 15, 2010]
    cant read it due to the stupid site colours
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    [May 15, 2010]
    Cant edit it due to the site settings.
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    [May 15, 2010]
    Hate these stupid colours.....ggggrrrrrr
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    [May 15, 2010]
    Yes John, but its only temporary, according to Admin & Rob.
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    [May 15, 2010]
    there you go John,fill your sock
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    [May 15, 2010]
    While your at it Jase, do the rest there's a good lad.
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    [May 15, 2010]
    the rest of what ?


    btw I wouldn't say 'theres a good lad ' as its a tad patronising son
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    [May 15, 2010]
    The site :haha:

    There's a good lady
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