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    [Mar 12, 2009]
    The list was made up by the United Nation's 'Hermaphrodite team' after an exhaustive 10 year investigation to analyse the high level of European and American divorces and it is considered very accurate and a reference to assist and strengthen partnerships.











    It starts off about the Man's role but down the list it details the man's expectations in the relationship..








    So if you care read on:











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    1. How Men can Make a Woman Happy
    It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
    A man only needs to be:


    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13.. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23.. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37.. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. Determined!
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes



    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring Alcohol
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    [Mar 12, 2009]
    lol :icon_thumright:
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    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

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