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Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by voorhees, Mar 31, 2008.

  1. voorhees
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    mattfinn Smoking is good for you

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    [Mar 31, 2008]
    haha, like it! comes a close second to the South African system that gently fries your would be twocer at 300deg!! Anyone remember that?
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    You mean the rather large bunson burners that your allowed to to fit over there to fry car jackers?

    Great idea if you ask me!!! :jester:
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    grathies More Points Than Portsmouth FC

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    I find leaving a fat, unattractive girl in the car is a great deterrent!

    Females moan anyway, and if thier fat and ugly who wants that ontop of the usual hassle!

    Plus those kinda girls are usually loud and mouthy!
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    mattfinn Smoking is good for you

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    They be the ones!! I did look into the S4 conversion, but burning V-Power at £1.15 per litre to fry your assailant is proving expensive, so I opt more for the traditional pool cue method! :nunu:
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    LOL...........I've found a use for my girlfriends best mate, cheers...........
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    Fantastic idea.
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc
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    Yes, but it'll bugger up your performance, and make the car slower :whistle2:

    Cheers,
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    Its also a cheap option to lower a car and then when you come a speed hump, You can tell her to get out. priceless
    :asskicking:
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