Two ladies talking in heaven..

[L1 HCS]

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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]1st woman[/FONT][FONT=&quot] : Hi! My name is Wanda.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]2nd woman[/FONT][FONT=&quot] : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]1st woman[/FONT][FONT=&quot] : I Froze to Death.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]2nd woman[/FONT][FONT=&quot] : How Horrible!
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]1st woman[/FONT][FONT=&quot] : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]2nd woman[/FONT][FONT=&quot] : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]1st woman: So, what happened?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]2nd woman[/FONT][FONT=&quot] : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]1st woman[/FONT][FONT=&quot] : Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.


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[matt13988]

brilliant

 

[DaveA3]

lol

 

[Nilz]

Haha, very clever!!