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  1. Rooney

    Rooney New Member

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    A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"

    The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, ya di_ckhead?"

    "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would f*ck you twice!"
     
  2. ManicMunky

    ManicMunky Member

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    boom-boom-tzz! :D
     
  3. Olly_K

    Olly_K Administrator

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    rofl !
     
  4. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    :) :) :)
     
  5. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    sounds like my neighbour but there's 4 of the brats...
     
  6. A4Andy

    A4Andy Quattro-tastic. Not half.

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    Hi-five!

    :yahoo:
     
  7. L1 HCS

    L1 HCS Active Member

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    :lmfao:
     
  8. james0808

    james0808 Active Member

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  9. A4shqwn

    A4shqwn New Member

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    :lmfao: :thumbsup:
     

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