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Tuesday Joke

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    [May 10, 2005]
    The Blonde and the Casino

    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the table.

    A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of
    the dice.

    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
    completely nude."

    With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
    "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

    As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed "YES! YES! I
    WON, I WON!"

    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
    clothes and quickly departed.


    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

    Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

    The other answered, "I don't know I thought you were watching."

    MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but men ?? Ahhh well!!
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    [May 10, 2005]
    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif Good one.....
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    [May 11, 2005]
    Very good. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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