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Tuesday Joke

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by audi5e, Jan 18, 2005.

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    [Jan 18, 2005]
    A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a 20pence
    piece. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad
    realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for
    help.

    A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business
    suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and
    sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts
    her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it
    on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,
    unhurried, across the market.

    Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and
    starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few
    seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the 20p piece, which the
    woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands
    the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the
    coffee bar without saying a word.

    As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the
    father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never
    seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a
    doctor?"

    "No," the woman replies. "I work for the Revenue Service."
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    [Jan 18, 2005]
    brill mate very good
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    [Jan 18, 2005]
    HAHAHAHA very good mate /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
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