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Tueday joke

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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    Two women who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the martinis. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They were very near a cemetery and one of them suggested they wiz behind a headstone. The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.



    Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive underwear and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. She dried herself with the ribbon. After finishing, they then made off for home.




    The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girls night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing." said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that said,



    'FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.'
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    Ha Ha Ha - Heard it before but still good the second time round /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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    exelent /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif Top joke CJ!!!
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    Quality /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    Top tuesday joke CJ.

    PMSL+. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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