TRANSCRIPT OF BIN LADEN'S FINAL MOMENTS

[voorhees]

USA: "We've got the place surrounded, come out with your hands up!"
OSAMA: "Are you American or British?"
USA: "American."
OSAMA: "So I don't get Incapacity Benefit, Child Benefit, Housing Benefit and a house?"
USA: "No."
OSAMA: "Shoot me in the head."

 

[Sock]

Lol

Elton John is to release a single in honour of the triumph

'sandle in the bin' will be released shortly

 

[quattrojames]

 

[VWAddict]

 

[Nilz]

So Bin Laden was found in a mansion in Abbotabad...........talk abbotabad place to hide!!!

 

[Nilz]

Coincidentally Osama Bin Laden is an anagram of 'Lob da man in sea'

 

[deanski]

ooooooooooooohhhh who lives in a pineapple under the sea? osama bin laden.

 

[DaveA3]

lmao

 

[55_UK]

the brb thing is just too funny