Four people were travelling in an old fashioned railway carriage - An Englishman, a Frenchman, a beautiful blonde and a really ugly woman. The train went into a tunnel and the compartment was plunged into darkness. After a short time a loud slap was heard. When the train came out of the tunnel the Frenchman was rubbing his now very red cheek. The ugly woman thought; "That frenchie has tried to touch the blonde and she has slapped him" The beautiful blonde thought: "The handsome Frenchman has tried to touch me, got the ugly woman by mistake and she has hit him" The frenchman thought: "Merde! The damn rosbif has touched ze stunning blonde, she 'as naturally assumed it was me and 'as hit me" The Englishman thought: "Hope that there is another tunnel soon so that I can give the frog another slap"