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train travel

treblesykes Nov 30, 2008

  1. treblesykes

    treblesykes Member

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    Four people were travelling in an old fashioned railway carriage - An Englishman, a Frenchman, a beautiful blonde and a really ugly woman.

    The train went into a tunnel and the compartment was plunged into darkness.
    After a short time a loud slap was heard.
    When the train came out of the tunnel the Frenchman was rubbing his now very red cheek.

    The ugly woman thought;
    "That frenchie has tried to touch the blonde and she has slapped him"

    The beautiful blonde thought:
    "The handsome Frenchman has tried to touch me, got the ugly woman by mistake and she has hit him"

    The frenchman thought:
    "Merde! The damn rosbif has touched ze stunning blonde, she 'as naturally assumed it was me and 'as hit me"

    The Englishman thought:
    "Hope that there is another tunnel soon so that I can give the frog another slap"
     
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    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator DSG

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