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traffic jam

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by 205man, Feb 6, 2009.

  1. 205man

    205man Active Member

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    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway.
    Nothing has moved for half an hour when suddenly a man knocks on the window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, - 'What's going on?'

    'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, David Miliband and Jack Straw.

    They're asking for a £10 million ransom or they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

    The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'

    'Most people are giving about a gallon
     
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  3. rickparmar

    rickparmar va va voom

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    lol
     
  4. jb0o

    jb0o North East Forum Moderator
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    lol, half expected that
     
  5. lil_coz

    lil_coz Active Member

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    lol nice
     
  6. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)
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    Boom Boom!!!
     

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