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Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by Khufu, Feb 9, 2009.

  1. Khufu

    Khufu Well-Known Member

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    As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls

    up alongside.



    She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door

    the trucker lowers the window, and she says, 'Hi, my name is Sharon and

    you are losing some of your load.'



    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck

    stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out

    of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers

    the window. And as if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,



    'Hi, my name is Sharon , and you are losing some of your load!'

    Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the

    street.



    At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of

    breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck

    door. The trucker lowers the window again she says, 'Hi, my name is Sharon and

    you are losing some of your load!'



    When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next

    light when he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and

    runs back to the blonde.



    He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says.......



    .........'Hi, my name is Gary and I'm driving a bloody gritter!'
     
  2. kaz219

    kaz219 Active Member
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    LMAOOOO

    Thats a good onee
     
  3. NHN

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    lmao that is pretty good have to admit, its a joke night tonight huh
     

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