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Top Class Joke

Rev-head Apr 15, 2006

  1. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    >A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
    >
    >He sits down next to her, and asks her:
    >
    >Can we have sex ?"
    >
    >No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
    >
    >She then stands up, and
    >gets off at the next
    >stop.
    >
    >The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says :
    >
    >I can tell you how to get to have sex with her !"
    >
    >Yeah ?", says the hippy.
    >Yeah", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every
    >
    >Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in

    >a
    >
    >robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard,
    >
    >and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God"
    >
    >The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed

    >as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
    >
    >'I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his
    >face,
    >
    >"You must have sex with me"
    >
    >The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to
    >anal
    >
    >sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
    >
    >'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
    >
    >As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
    >
    >Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am the hippy!"
    >
    >Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver "
     
  2. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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  3. Grant

    Grant Well-Known Member VCDS Map User Audi RS3

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    Old ones are the best!
     

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