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Top Class Joke

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    [Apr 15, 2006]
    >A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
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    >He sits down next to her, and asks her:
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    >Can we have sex ?"
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    >No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
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    >She then stands up, and
    >gets off at the next
    >stop.
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    >The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says :
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    >I can tell you how to get to have sex with her !"
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    >Yeah ?", says the hippy.
    >Yeah", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every
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    >Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in

    >a
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    >robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard,
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    >and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God"
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    >The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed

    >as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
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    >'I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his
    >face,
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    >"You must have sex with me"
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    >The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to
    >anal
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    >sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
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    >'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
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    >As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
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    >Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am the hippy!"
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    >Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver "
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    [Apr 15, 2006]
    Brilliiant. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
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    [Apr 15, 2006]
    Old ones are the best!
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