>A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. > >He sits down next to her, and asks her: > >Can we have sex ?" > >No," she replies, "I'm married to God." > >She then stands up, and >gets off at the next >stop. > >The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says : > >I can tell you how to get to have sex with her !" > >Yeah ?", says the hippy. >Yeah", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every > >Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in >a > >robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, > >and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God" > >The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed >as suggested on the next Tuesday night. > >'I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his >face, > >"You must have sex with me" > >The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to >anal > >sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. > >'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. > >As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish. > >Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am the hippy!" > >Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver "