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Top 10 gayest cars.....

Discussion in 'A3/S3/Sportback (8P Chassis)' started by sat1983, May 20, 2008.

  1. sat1983

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    Face bovvered? Chavmag say no more.....
     
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    LOL...If you search on the web last year the z4 coupe, not the convertable, was voted the 4th gayest car.

    J.
     
  5. PaulAr

    PaulAr S3 (8P)

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    A poll by spotty little shitheads who rely on mammy to put petrol in their Corsas so they can drive around annoying normal people with their `cherrybomb` backboxes and **** `E` head music.

    Must be true.

    Im off to the classifieds, S3 is now for sale:jump:
     
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    The times reckons that the a3 is in the list if you want to out yourself :)

    Gayest

    Peugeot 206 CC - 10/10


    Cars to 'out'

    Audi A3
    Chrysler PT Cruiser
    Fiat Multipla
    Ford Puma
    Honda HR-V
    Suzuki Jimni
     
  7. MarcQuinlivan

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    Did it appear higher on the list than the A3, and if so is that why you changed?

    Just kidding! I can see why the convertible would be seen as a hairdressers car - much like the TT, 206/7, MX5, etc - but would always have classed the coupe models as a man's car.
     
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    I genuinely can't understand what's gay about the A3. The front end looks so mean, we're hardly talking friendly mini...
     
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    It's not the face they are interested in...
     
  10. PNH80

    PNH80 Low life livin' the high life.

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    Lets be honest, readers of polls like that automatically see words like 'styled, chic and classy' as GAY. To those people any groomed looking man is GAY. Unless you have several shellsuits and a cap glued to your head....You're GAY.

    All of the above along with the fact i own an A3 and am looking to buy a Z4 coupe make me an enormous raging fag quite frankly.

    At least i've discovered something about my sexuality today....
     
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    My wife was quite surprised when I used the A3 to out myself and then got the coupe...
     
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    Awesome!!
     
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    Indeed, but there's some nice pics of Jess from "The Real Hustle" on that site. :hubbahubba:
     
  14. consilio

    consilio Up the owls!

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    If the S3 makes me gay, then at the weekends you can call me Rachael
     
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    No offence to Japper (if he's reading), but I would have to wear a disguise to drive a Mini, lest people assume I am wearing arseless leather chaps.
     
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    It might not be the mini - maybe they've seen you wearing them on the bike and assume you wear them in the car too.
     
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    If I've no arse in my leathers, it's because I've fallen off....again...
     
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    PNH80 Low life livin' the high life.

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    Couldn't agree more. Its a bit beyond me when i see lads about town in minis with big wheels and act like they're 'big pimpin'. Now hold on a second... You're driving a bug-eyed mini with 3 of your mates in the car, all wearing tight t-shirts or a vest and enormous sunglasses. If you were any further into the closet you'd be in Narnia. My good god.
     
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    :laugh::applaus:
     
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    Fantastic!! :iagree:
     
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    PNH80 Low life livin' the high life.

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    Just to clarify, i'm not homophobic but buying a mini seems a very expensive way of coming out.
     
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    How can a car be gay I thought it was an inanimate object.
     
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    They like other cars to follow closely behind ;)
     
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    Hands up, I tend to generalise about what cars say about their owners.
    For example;

    Nissan Micra - If I see a bloke driving one of them, I assume he hasn't the slightest interest in cars and only sees them as transport.

    Mini - Some sort of horrible 'metrosexual' bloke who will have a 'man bag' and wear 3/4 shorts with sandals on a Sunday day, or a gay man.

    Land Rover Discovery - Someone who can't afford a Range Rover

    Q7 - Utter w***ers.

    See?:thumbsup:
     
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    PNH80 Low life livin' the high life.

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    Like a latex rubber fist, anal intruder, biker cap, studded leather thong, handlebar moustache? Also all inanimate objects.
     
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    dsl55 exploring other avenues

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    when i said i was getting an A3 the girls in the office all asked 'is that the girly one'. they said same when they saw the 1 series brochure, maybe just cos it's the smallest?
     
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    Coffee all over the keyboard again, cheers...:lmfao:
     
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    PNH80 Low life livin' the high life.

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    Also see: Range Rover Sport with aftermarket wheels and Mercedes SL.
     
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    Or as the "I bat for the home team" like to say - "warming up dinner..."
     
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    Christ what does my car history say about me then...

    Mini cooper S
    R32 (ok so I did manage to have one man car)
    A3
    Z4 coupe
     
  32. PNH80

    PNH80 Low life livin' the high life.

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    lol, you started off a little camp although you did have the most manly mini (if thats possible).... Seems you started producing testosterone again when you sold the mini so not to worry!
     
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    It says you are what you are, you are your own special creation.
    You bang your own drum, some think it's noise, some think it's pretty.

    :icon_thumright:
     
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    My next door neighbour is gay and drives a vw passat estate,and a scooby mind he did say he was going to get a smart car before he bought the passat.:lmfao:
     
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    Scoobie.
    Scooby Doo.
    Fred from Scooby Doo.
    Neckerchief and oblivious to the advances of the pretty girl.
    Gay icon.

    I rest my case.
     
  36. motorbikez

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    Never knew a subaru impreza wrx was gay you live and learn.:)
     
  37. PaulAr

    PaulAr S3 (8P)

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    Pretty good generalisation I would say.
     
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    Don't panic, mine includes an MX-5, oh yeah baby
     
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    LOL...Claire had a silver mr2 convertable with red interior, I had peroxide blonde hair... Mmmmm I looked good "cruising" to work.... :)
     
  40. Amchlolor

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    My wife used to have a Lilac Mitsubishi Colt.
    Honestly, I don't think that car could have been any camper if it's horn had gone "COOO-EEEEE"
     
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    I think the new beetle has to be the campest car, it even has a flower holder on the dash!
     
  42. marriedblonde

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    What about one of those daihatsu tiny convertable things, the one that looked like noddy's car?
     

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