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Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Walsall

MBK Jul 25, 2013

  1. MBK

    MBK Well-Known Member

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    After seeing the article about Audi drivers being most likely to cheat on partners I thought I had better post up this consumer advice. This may not be the best excuse to use should a young lady of the night offer you advice on fruit.BBC News - Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Walsall

    Clearly a lifetime of sucking plums did not qualify her as an expert on all soft fruit. Mind you I have to say £20 sounds a bargain....,for advice on tomatoes of course, just keep the 'pips' off my Audi Exclusive buckets, thanks m'darlin. Mind you this may have been the rate for Nissan Micra drivers. :laugh:

    My greater surprise was that someone in Walsall actually knows what a tomato is!
     
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  2. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I saw this story, I loved it! I love proper silly random excuses, they crack me up! I wonder how soon after he said those words he cried a little inside knowing how stupid he was :)
     
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  3. Ghost

    Ghost Booooooo!

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    Think he was after her magic fingers, and not her green fingers! :sly:
     
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  4. rhubarb4

    rhubarb4 Certified Audi nutter Gold Supporter Team Silver Audi S3 quattro

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    Ahem, originating from Walsall myself I can tell you now that I know exactly what a tomato is, I also know what a banana an orange and even an apple is. So hopefully that will surprise you even more. :asskicking: :lmfao:
     
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  5. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Of course you do...since you used many prostitutes to tell you exactly what your banana and tomatoes were. ;) as for an apple, I'm lost for words that you know what one of them is, I thought they were reserved for only the filthiest of punters.
     
  6. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator TFSI Owners Group Team V6 Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    So he pays £20 for someone to say "Tesco"?!
     
  7. Ghost

    Ghost Booooooo!

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    Just not safe to go out with a few quid in your pocket these days!! :lmfao:


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