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Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Walsall

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by MBK, Jul 25, 2013.

  1. MBK

    MBK Well-Known Member

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    After seeing the article about Audi drivers being most likely to cheat on partners I thought I had better post up this consumer advice. This may not be the best excuse to use should a young lady of the night offer you advice on fruit.BBC News - Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Walsall

    Clearly a lifetime of sucking plums did not qualify her as an expert on all soft fruit. Mind you I have to say £20 sounds a bargain....,for advice on tomatoes of course, just keep the 'pips' off my Audi Exclusive buckets, thanks m'darlin. Mind you this may have been the rate for Nissan Micra drivers. :laugh:

    My greater surprise was that someone in Walsall actually knows what a tomato is!
     
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    I saw this story, I loved it! I love proper silly random excuses, they crack me up! I wonder how soon after he said those words he cried a little inside knowing how stupid he was :)
     
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    Think he was after her magic fingers, and not her green fingers! :sly:
     
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    Ahem, originating from Walsall myself I can tell you now that I know exactly what a tomato is, I also know what a banana an orange and even an apple is. So hopefully that will surprise you even more. :asskicking: :lmfao:
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Of course you do...since you used many prostitutes to tell you exactly what your banana and tomatoes were. ;) as for an apple, I'm lost for words that you know what one of them is, I thought they were reserved for only the filthiest of punters.
     
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    Ghost Booooooo!

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    Just not safe to go out with a few quid in your pocket these days!! :lmfao:


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