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Toilet Humour

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Rev-head, Feb 1, 2006.

  1. Rev-head
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    [Feb 1, 2006]
    >>I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one

    >>was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door,

    >>Dropped my trousers and sat down.

    >>A voice came from the cubicle next to me:

    >>"Hello mate, how are you going?"

    >>I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied

    >>"Yeah, not too bad thanks."

    >>After a short pause, I heard the voice again

    >>"So, what are you up to mate?"

    >>Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.

    >>Unsure what to say, I replied

    >>"Umm, just having a quick poo... How about yourself?"

    >>I then heard the voice for the third time .....

    >>"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back . I've got some `D**khead` in

    >>the loo next to me answering everything I say."
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    [Feb 1, 2006]
    At least he didnt poke his winky through the hole that they have in most toilets now days, why do they do that
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    [Feb 1, 2006]
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    At least he didnt poke his winky through the hole that they have in most toilets now days, why do they do that

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    ...... to poke their winky through..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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    [Feb 1, 2006]
    Im not looking through those ever again then, i might get blinded
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    [Feb 1, 2006]
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    Im not looking through those ever again then, i might get blinded

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    Ha Ha Ha PMSL /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
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