>>I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one >>was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, >>Dropped my trousers and sat down. >>A voice came from the cubicle next to me: >>"Hello mate, how are you going?" >>I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied >>"Yeah, not too bad thanks." >>After a short pause, I heard the voice again >>"So, what are you up to mate?" >>Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. >>Unsure what to say, I replied >>"Umm, just having a quick poo... How about yourself?" >>I then heard the voice for the third time ..... >>"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back . I've got some `D**khead` in >>the loo next to me answering everything I say."