Toilet Humour

[Rev-head]

>>I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one

>>was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door,

>>Dropped my trousers and sat down.

>>A voice came from the cubicle next to me:

>>"Hello mate, how are you going?"

>>I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied

>>"Yeah, not too bad thanks."

>>After a short pause, I heard the voice again

>>"So, what are you up to mate?"

>>Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.

>>Unsure what to say, I replied

>>"Umm, just having a quick poo... How about yourself?"

>>I then heard the voice for the third time .....

>>"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back . I've got some `D**khead` in

>>the loo next to me answering everything I say."

 

[imported_CurryMilkShake]

excellent!

 

[bainsyboy]

At least he didnt poke his winky through the hole that they have in most toilets now days, why do they do that

 

[hop2407]

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At least he didnt poke his winky through the hole that they have in most toilets now days, why do they do that

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...... to poke their winky through..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[bainsyboy]

Im not looking through those ever again then, i might get blinded

 

[hop2407]

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Im not looking through those ever again then, i might get blinded

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Ha Ha Ha PMSL /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif