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Thursday joke

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jdp1962, Mar 17, 2005.

  1. jdp1962

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    Two tigers are walking down the High Street.
    One says to the other:

    " It's very quiet - for a Saturday. "
     
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    How quiet is it jpd1962?

    Are the RSPCA there? or is no one about?
     
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    Erm... jdp, my estimation in your joke telling has just been flushed down the bog /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbsdown.gif

    Quite clever though... no blondes would get that one. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    I like your animation Dave... pictures say 1000 words an' all that malarkey!
     
  9. DaveACQ20v

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    yes, thought it was quite apt /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Erm... jdp, my estimation in your joke telling has just been flushed down the bog /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbsdown.gif

    Quite clever though... no blondes would get that one. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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    Ah well, can't please everyone all of the time.
     
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    mmmmmmm i've heard better from you mate i dont get that at all! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
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    mmmmmmm i've heard better from you mate i dont get that at all! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

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    You have PM
     
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    Too 'arty farty' by far for this forum.........
     
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    Like ships that pass in the night - I dont get it either!
     
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    Like ships that pass in the night - I dont get it either!

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    You tell 'em, CJ.
     
  17. nah that was great! one to tell after a few...

    Along with others in the same comedy wasteland category like:

    An Elephant walks up to a mouse and says (Nice deep elephant voice) "You're a very little mouse, aren't you.."

    To which the mouse replies (in squeaky mouse voice)
    "yes, I've not been well..."

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    ok, I'll get my coat..
     
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    Two snowmen in a field:

    One says to the other "Can you smell carrots?"
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Like ships that pass in the night - I dont get it either!

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    You tell 'em, CJ.

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    Well if you saw two tigers walking down the high street wouldnt you wanna to get the hell out of there! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jump.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Two snowmen in a field:

    One says to the other "Can you smell carrots?"

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    Two parrots sitting on a perch, one looks at the other and says:

    "Can you smell fish?"

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    Woody wood pecker flies into a shaven haven and say's Wow thats a big clam!
     
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    oh dear here we go,

    Funny thats what I thought but I guess I must have been deeper than the rabit hole should allow me to go.
     
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    knock knock
    whos there?
    i need'ep................................
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    knock knock
    whos there?
    i need'ep................................

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif trust you to lower the tone /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  26. DaveACQ20v

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    you`ll be gettin used to poo humour shortly /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
    put you off pickle for a while anyway /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
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    oh dear. shitty nappies. thats no joke.

    i have another similar, double whammy version of same poo joke...

    knock kncck
    whos there
    i etap
    i etap who?
    is that why your breathe stinks.........
     
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    Groan . /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     

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