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Thursday joke

jdp1962 Mar 17, 2005

  1. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Black Edition Audi S4 s tronic

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    Two tigers are walking down the High Street.
    One says to the other:

    " It's very quiet - for a Saturday. "
     
  2. neversaydie

    neversaydie Post Whore

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    How quiet is it jpd1962?

    Are the RSPCA there? or is no one about?
     
  3. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona quattro Audi S3 Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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  5. bravepilot

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    Erm... jdp, my estimation in your joke telling has just been flushed down the bog /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbsdown.gif

    Quite clever though... no blondes would get that one. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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  7. bravepilot

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    I like your animation Dave... pictures say 1000 words an' all that malarkey!
     
  8. DaveACQ20v

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    yes, thought it was quite apt /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif
     
  9. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Black Edition Audi S4 s tronic

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Erm... jdp, my estimation in your joke telling has just been flushed down the bog /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbsdown.gif

    Quite clever though... no blondes would get that one. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Ah well, can't please everyone all of the time.
     
  10. CJ A4

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    mmmmmmm i've heard better from you mate i dont get that at all! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
  11. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Black Edition Audi S4 s tronic

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    mmmmmmm i've heard better from you mate i dont get that at all! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]

    You have PM
     
  12. CJ A4

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  13. Just Plain Old

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    Too 'arty farty' by far for this forum.........
     
  14. neversaydie

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    Like ships that pass in the night - I dont get it either!
     
  15. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Black Edition Audi S4 s tronic

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    Like ships that pass in the night - I dont get it either!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    You tell 'em, CJ.
     
  16. nah that was great! one to tell after a few...

    Along with others in the same comedy wasteland category like:

    An Elephant walks up to a mouse and says (Nice deep elephant voice) "You're a very little mouse, aren't you.."

    To which the mouse replies (in squeaky mouse voice)
    "yes, I've not been well..."

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    ok, I'll get my coat..
     
  17. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado quattro Black Edition Audi S4 s tronic

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    Two snowmen in a field:

    One says to the other "Can you smell carrots?"
     
  18. CJ A4

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Like ships that pass in the night - I dont get it either!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    You tell 'em, CJ.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Well if you saw two tigers walking down the high street wouldnt you wanna to get the hell out of there! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jump.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Two snowmen in a field:

    One says to the other "Can you smell carrots?"

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    Two parrots sitting on a perch, one looks at the other and says:

    "Can you smell fish?"

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  20. CJ A4

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    Woody wood pecker flies into a shaven haven and say's Wow thats a big clam!
     
  21. neversaydie

    neversaydie Post Whore

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    oh dear here we go,

    Funny thats what I thought but I guess I must have been deeper than the rabit hole should allow me to go.
     
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    knock knock
    whos there?
    i need'ep................................
     
  23. DaveACQ20v

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    [ QUOTE ]
    knock knock
    whos there?
    i need'ep................................

    [/ QUOTE ]
    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif trust you to lower the tone /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  24. DaveACQ20v

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    you`ll be gettin used to poo humour shortly /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
    put you off pickle for a while anyway /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  25. myzeneye

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    oh dear. shitty nappies. thats no joke.

    i have another similar, double whammy version of same poo joke...

    knock kncck
    whos there
    i etap
    i etap who?
    is that why your breathe stinks.........
     
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    Groan . /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     

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