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Thursday joke...on Clocks

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  1. Beerzo
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    Beerzo Masa'warty 3200... Talk To Me!

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    [Jun 14, 2006]
    CLOCKS
    A man died and went to Heaven. As he
    stood in front of the Pearly
    Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
    behind him. He asked, "What are all
    those clocks?"

    St. Peter answered, "Those are
    Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
    Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands
    on your clock move."

    "Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
    "That's Mother Teresa's", replied St.
    Peter. "The hands have never
    moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

    "Incredible", said the man. "And whose
    clock is that one?"

    St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham
    Lincoln's clock. The hands have
    moved twice, telling us that Abraham
    told only two lies in his entire life."

    "Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.

    "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's
    using it as a ceiling fan."
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    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

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    [Jun 16, 2006]
    Ha ha nice.
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    VaulterTim In a world of my own...

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    [Jun 22, 2006]
    Haha! Awesome! :D
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    Bula_82 Self Confessed Nightmare!

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    [Jun 22, 2006]
    lol, nice one
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    [Nov 23, 2006]
    :lmfao::lmfao:
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    Caesium My BM is fixed!

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    [Nov 24, 2006]
    funny ****!
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    [Nov 24, 2006]
    very good :)
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