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Thursday joke...on Clocks

Beerzo Jun 14, 2006

  1. Beerzo

    Beerzo Masa'warty 3200... Talk To Me!

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    A man died and went to Heaven. As he
    stood in front of the Pearly
    Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
    behind him. He asked, "What are all
    those clocks?"

    St. Peter answered, "Those are
    Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
    Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands
    on your clock move."

    "Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
    "That's Mother Teresa's", replied St.
    Peter. "The hands have never
    moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

    "Incredible", said the man. "And whose
    clock is that one?"

    St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham
    Lincoln's clock. The hands have
    moved twice, telling us that Abraham
    told only two lies in his entire life."

    "Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.

    "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's
    using it as a ceiling fan."
     
  2. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Ha ha nice.
     
  3. VaulterTim

    VaulterTim In a world of my own...

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    Haha! Awesome! :D
     
  4. Bula_82

    Bula_82 Self Confessed Nightmare!

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    lol, nice one
     
  5. L1 HCS

    L1 HCS Active Member

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    :lmfao::lmfao:
     
  6. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    funny ****!
     
  7. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    very good :)
     

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