Whats The Difference between "Hard" and "Light"?? Ans: You Can sleep with a light on...(think about it!) Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?? Ans: Oral sex makes your day, Anal sex makes your hole weak. A couple were getting frisky in a field. After giving her oral sex he said, "Wow I wish I had a torch" "So do I " she replied " You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes" Whats the difference between love, true love and showing off?? Ans: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.