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  1. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator DSG

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    I chatted an older woman at a club last night. She was a right
    sort for 57.

    We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had
    the Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter threesome ?

    I said: "No I haven't, as it happens..."

    So we drank a bit more and then she says to me that "tonight was my
    lucky night then".

    I finished my drink quickly and went back to her house.......

    she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs...

    "Mum ! ....you awake ?"
     
  2. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Ha Ha Ha - very good... :puke:
     
  3. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    sick sick man
     
  4. Olly_K

    Olly_K Administrator

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    rofl !
     
  5. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    very good
     
  6. mattfinn

    mattfinn Smoking is good for you

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    Please tell me you did??!!

    You gotta try everything at least once beofre passing judgement!
     
  7. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Very funny.
     

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