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three tortoises

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by davidjohngarty@yahoo.co.u, Jun 18, 2009.

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    three tortoises ray ,jack ,ned go away for a picknick its 10 miles away and it takes them 10 days to get there they finnaly get there and open the rucksack and have forgot the tin opener ,ray sayes jack you will have to go back and get it ,jack says no way by time i get back you to will have ate all the sandwiches ,ray and ned promis not to eat the sandwitches ,so jack toddles off back home,10 days later no sign of jack 20 days later no sign of jack 25 days pass and no jack,ray says to ned if we dont eat any thing well starve to death so they start to eat the sandwiches ,then out behind a rock out pounces jack "CAUGHT YOU YOU PAIR OF BASTARDS IM NOT GOIN NOW !!!!!!!:keule:
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