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This might get me in trouble but.....

MikeA3 Jan 17, 2006

  1. MikeA3

    MikeA3 Active Member VCDS Map User

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    BIG BROTHER UPDATE 17-01-06

    Big Brother has just delivered 100 of the worlds biggest ashtrays to the big brother house.

    In a statement to the press, endemol (the producers of big brother) have stated that the ashtrays were urgently needed in the house to stop michael barrymore throwing any more fags into the pool.

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    Sir Elton John goes into a tattoo parlour, he sits down with the tattoo artist who asks him what he wants in the way of body decoration.

    Elton: I'd like to have a tattoo of a rolls royce on my Pen*s

    Artist: Are you sure you want a rolls royce?

    Elton - why, is there a problem?

    Artist: no, i was just thinking that instead of a rolls royce, you might consider a land-rover because of all the sh!t it's going to have to go through.
     
  2. The Slug

    The Slug Active Member

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    I thought Gallaway called it the Ashtrays for Fags Programme, hehe
     
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    griffj Member

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  4. C_Audiboy

    C_Audiboy Vroom Vroom

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Sir Elton John goes into a tattoo parlour, he sits down with the tattoo artist who asks him what he wants in the way of body decoration.

    Elton: I'd like to have a tattoo of a rolls royce on my Pen*s

    Artist: Are you sure you want a rolls royce?

    Elton - why, is there a problem?

    Artist: no, i was just thinking that instead of a rolls royce, you might consider a land-rover because of all the sh!t it's going to have to go through.

    [/ QUOTE ]

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  5. Both awesome /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     

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