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This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by audi5e, Jun 21, 2005.

  1. audi5e
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    It appeared in The Otago Daily Times.
    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
    Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.
    I love long walks in the woods, riding in your Ute, hunting, camping and Duck shooting, cozy nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (03) 475-6420 and ask for Daisy.

    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Otago branch of the SPCA about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. Men are so easy.
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    Damb i was on the phone there for the international dialing code for S/Africa!
    till i noticed the end sentence , very funny . had me in stiches!
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    Brilliant. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
    Of course i twigged it straight away ........ Ahem
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
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    Brilliant. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
    Of course i twigged it straight away ........ Ahem

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    As your outgoing calls log will no doubt verify. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    Note to self - hide next phone bill from the Mrs /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
    cheers jdp you could have just saved me there /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    Nice find 5e. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
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