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Discussion in 'A3/S3/Sportback (8P Chassis)' started by Con S3, May 27, 2008.

  1. Amchlolor

    Amchlolor Active Member

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    Being a BMW driver, I probably wouldn't even notice my mirrors were nicked...
     
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  3. boggysv

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    You'd be fine as long as you use your indicators.



    Oh wait.....nevermind.
     
  4. CHARLIE-DONT-SURF

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    My comments were in regard to the morality of double standards , not crime and punishment .

    as for me ? I joined to watch people slip down wet stairs on the way to the cells ,

    damn you double standards.
     
  5. magnus911

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    So you've never received an NIP through the post? Someone please explain that to me...?
     
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  7. Iggu

    Iggu Active Member

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    But a first class wind up merchant. Nobody better.
     
  8. GlasgowRangers

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    But a cock of the highest order nevertheless.
     
  9. Matt

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    He only says this sort of thing to wind the politically correct brigade up.

    I'm not going to rush out there now and see if I can hit 186mph just because he says he did. Yes I know my car wouldn't do that anyway but you get my point :lmfao:
     
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    makes my 155 look positively gay! (mind you i was in a rush to racially abuse someone and buy some cheap charlie for a family christening).
    whens new series on ?
     
  11. Amchlolor

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    I like Clarkson.
    His books are laugh out loud funny, as is Top Gear.
     
  12. GlasgowRangers

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    :rock:
     
  13. Iggu

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    I've no idea where/what the Limerick Link is (this is where he claims he did 186mph) but I bet its a shopping centre car park or cul-de-sac. The highest order cocks are the politicians and Road Safety gestapo who take these utterances seriously and call for Clarkson's head.

    He's a middle order cock.
     
  14. Amchlolor

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    He said it was some London ring road, or something.
    It was on the radio 1/2 an hour ago.
    He then said "it may not have been me, but it was someone"
    Making reference to the fact he got off with speeding in an Alfa (I think) because they didn't have a record of giving him the car.
     
  15. bacardi

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    I'd imagine they join for the money, else no one would go to work, would they? I certainly wouldn't

    If they wanted to make a difference they'd work for a charity surely?
     
  16. sleep envy

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    for £28k a year??

    unlikely

    there's better jobs to be had for that kind of money
     
  17. MarcQuinlivan

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    It is the Limehouse Link.

    From Wikipedia:
     
  18. Amchlolor

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    Not as a starting salary there isn't!!!
     
  19. Iggu

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    New starters on the Aldi graduate scheme get £32k.
    I'd even prefer being a copper than that though.
     
  20. Amchlolor

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    Yeah, but to be a graduate you have to have done years of study.
    There's sod all about qualifications on the police websites I've looked at.
     
  21. sleep envy

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    and you say it with such certainty - unfortunately it's not quite correct

    my mate has recently started as a postie - incl afternoon collections he's grossing over £30k

    I'm sure there's others out there

    with respect to the years of study; they do train, assess and examine graduates - and if they do pass they are put on a probationary period
     
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    I'm sure the training must involve a course on how to speak "copperspeak" because they sure don't speak the way other humans do.

    Instead of "You were driving your car too quickly down this road" its "You were observed traversing this autoexpressway in your vehicle at speeds which do not comply with regulations".

    Or: "You have been detained by myself for a violation of Road and Traffic disorder for traversing the highway in your automobile vehicle whilst commencing a conversation on your mobile telecommunications handset"

    Instead of:
    "You're nicked."
     
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    Seems like you guys dont really fancy the cops?

    My last experience with a cop was with si00adg, when we were driving around some town near the M3. The cops stoped us for questions.

    Apparently quite a few have been nicked, and they were intrigued when they see 2 S3s just rounding about the area aimlessly. At least they were doing their job.
     
  25. Amchlolor

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    Where the hell is that??
    My bro-in-law was a postie for years, until about two years ago.
    He didn't earn anywhere near that.
     
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    My Dad's next door neighbour is a postman and he eats soil he's that poor.

    Must be serious overtime that.
     
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    newbiecrg windsurfer

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    :box:
     
  28. sleep envy

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    NW London

    His day consists of being at work at 5.30 am to throw off his letters, doing his round and a lunchtime van collection

    goes home for lunch and a kip

    back on the vans for the late afternoon collection, home for tea and medals at 6.30 pm

    he says it's the easiest job he's ever done (bearing in mind he's the hardest grafter I know)
     
  29. L60N

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    Damn, no more fuel for the fire:

    Dear omintyo,

    they are the same as rs4's up to 2007


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  30. L60N

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    He's wrote this in an ad which may explain things a bit... or maybe its ******:

    My dad owns a breakers yard so if you need any other parts just ask i may be able to help.

    There seems to be a lot of nabbable bits in his past items, loads and loads of mini side repeaters which he says "just clip in, 2 second job to fit" lol

     
  31. Amchlolor

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    Coughbullshitcough
     
  32. GlasgowRangers

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    I hope the Manchester filth visit him
     
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    Anyone know the name of his old mans breakers yard??
     
  34. sleep envy

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    FFS!
     
  35. ADEY

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    Just trying to give this young man every benefit of the doubt :whistle2:
     
  36. jamiekip

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    The mirrors are now no longer on ebay......
     
  37. ADEY

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    Wonder why? :whistle2:;)
     
  38. newbiecrg

    newbiecrg windsurfer

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    That is very very interesting!!!.... I am sure he reads this forum... maybe he is even a registered member...

    Pedro
     
  39. L60N

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    Is there an echo in here?
     
  40. MarcQuinlivan

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    You can say that again!
     
  41. PaulAr

    PaulAr S3 (8P)

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    I used to be a parrot but Im Ok now...
     
  42. PaulAr

    PaulAr S3 (8P)

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    I used to be a parrot but Im Ok now.....
     

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