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ThePerfect Husband......

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by hop2407, Feb 22, 2006.

  1. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.

    A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful Leather coat. It’s only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes garage and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "£60,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just Offer £900,000."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are looking at him in astonishment.

    Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
     
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  3. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    HAHAHAHA cracker! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif

    Nice one Hop! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
     
  4. mandyray

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    Very good... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     
  5. hop2407

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    [ QUOTE ]
    HAHAHAHA cracker! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif

    Nice one Hop! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Thank you - I aim to please.....
     
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    PMSL!
     
  7. fallmonk

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    very good mate , had a laugh to my self!
     

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