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The Wolf and Little Red...

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by rraghvani, Sep 6, 2006.

  1. rraghvani

    rraghvani Whoever does not try, does not learn.

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    Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

    "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."

    The wolf jumps up and runs away.

    Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.

    "My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."

    Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

    About a half mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

    "My what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf."

    With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you f *ck off? I'm trying to have a sh*t"
     
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  3. OutLore

    OutLore VOIP Dude

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  4. TDI-line

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    Very good.
     
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