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The Train

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  1. rickparmar
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    rickparmar va va voom

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    [Feb 11, 2006]
    A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
    son
    > playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
    train
    > stop and her son saying, "All of you b8st8rds who want off, get the
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    > off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you b8st8rds who are
    getting
    on,
    > get the fcukk on, cause we're going down the tracks". The horrified
    mother
    > went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this
    house.
    > Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When
    you
    > come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice
    language.
    > "Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
    with
    > his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
    "All
    > passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all
    of
    > your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today
    and
    hope
    > your trip was a pleasant one. "She hears the little boy continue, "For
    those
    > of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage
    under
    your
    > seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will
    have a
    > pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. "As the mother began to
    smile,
    > the child added.......... "For those of you who are /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif off about
    the
    TWO
    > HOUR delay, please see the fat cu2t in the kitchen."
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    S4_dan Fire up the Quattro! VCDS Map User

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    [Feb 11, 2006]
    Quality!
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