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the three macho rats...

L1 HCS Feb 1, 2007

  1. L1 HCS

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    Three rats are in a bar. One of them requests a whisky, drinks it in 1 go, stump the glass in the bar, looks at the other two rats, and says: "When I encounter a rat trap, I jump upon the trigger, I hold the wire that comes towards me, I bite it 20 times to sharpen my teeth, I break it and then eat the cheese".

    The second rat looks at him, requests a vodka, it too drinks it in 1 go, breaks the glass in a corner and says: "When I encounter rat poison, I take it home and put it in the microwave, I make popcorn with it, and eat it while watching TV and drinking beer".

    Both rats turn around and watch at the third rat.. this rat asks for a glass of red wine, drinks a drip of it, while smoking a mint cigarette says: "excuse me, but I do not have time to tell you nothing coz I must go home to shag the cat".
     

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