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The three bears

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by S4_SAT, Oct 6, 2006.

  1. S4_SAT

    S4_SAT Stuck in 3rd

    Aug 1, 2006
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    [Oct 6, 2006]
    Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table,
    and he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my
    porridge?" he squeaks.

    Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He
    looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my
    porridge?" he roars.
    Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen
    and yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through
    this with you idiots?
    It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
    It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
    It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
    It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and
    put everything away.
    It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to
    fetch the newspaper and croissants.
    It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
    It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned the litter
    boxes, gave the cats their food, and refilled their water.

    And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses
    downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen
    carefully, because I'm only going to say this once.... I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!"
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