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The Taxi Driver

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by gjcknocker, Nov 14, 2006.

  1. gjcknocker
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    A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
    Him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
    Hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
    Plate glass window.



    For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
    Shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me.
    The frightened passenger apologized to the driver, and said he didn't
    Realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver
    Replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first
    Day driving a cab....I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years


    :scared2:
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  2. L1 HCS
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    an oldie, but still v funny.. :lmfao:
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    lol, thats funny
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    Funny ...lol........:thumbsup:
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