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THE RECENT STOLEN CAR THREAD

Discussion in 'A3/S3/Sportback (8P Chassis)' started by FactionOne, Sep 24, 2008.

  1. MarcQuinlivan
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    was this him?

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  2. S3 LTN
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    Shhhhh FactionOne is inspecting this post at the moment... :readit:
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    Thats why I'll PM Marc and tell him......he can post then if he wants!!
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    can we beat 6 days for 500 posts this time?
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    Yay another thread to keep me entertained while in work:happy:
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    I think we can, there must be over 500 different fishcake recipies, lets post them all!!
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    consilio Up the owls!

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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    Apparently he is gnome to the Police

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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    i am confused, what would a romany gnome want with your strimmer
    he must have stolen it to keep his beard in check
    I think we need to get Hetty Wainthrope on the case :detective2:


    "he is gnome to the police" :respekt:
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    We are all just "fishing" for evidence now..
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    452 to go - I suggest we start 'piecing' this story together

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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    Last seen leaving the scene in this getaway car:

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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    Barbie was the driver
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    so barbie stoll the strimmer to trim her bush...
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    Ha Ha
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    consilio Up the owls!

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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    barbie doesn't have a bush, I checked
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    :lmfao: You dirty bar-steward
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    On a side note, just popped out for my lunch and found a place that does a fish-cake sandwich..... in the interests of science, i've bought one.....
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    That explains why his bum is out!! He's not mooning, its his normal attire!!! LOL
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    Right, good to see some clean fun being had - I hadn't locked this thread after my announcement for the sake of debate, but investigating a strimmer theft will do too I suppose - so long as:

    a) It keeps you all out of trouble .

    and

    b) It doesn't get too close to the bone again - I don't want to see prejudice being levelled at any gnomes (or perhaps vertically challenged ceramic persons of no fixed abode).

    Just to satisfy the curiosity of those who were wondering, the other thread has been moved out of the public forums, so only admins/mods can see it. Anything you say may be taken down in evidence and all that...

    Yes, and I'm jangling my keys. So be good!

    No, lets not. :no:

    Regards,

    Rob.
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    i couldnt respond for a while, i had to get a first aider to stich my sides back together after seeing this photo

    all i will say is i doubt its a blokes car
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  21. L60N
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    I like FactionOne,

    He's cool as f**k!
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  22. jamiekip
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    Agreed, but be warned, 'Big Brother' is watching
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    Hey Jamie, what was the possible clue.....I missed the last few posts.

    No sign of 4real online I take it?
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    just checked the menu for our canteen and would you believe they have fishcakes!
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    [Sep 24, 2008]

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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    That's the best yet :lmfao: :applaus:
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    ...........this thread is awesome lol

    :rockwoot:
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    I'm pretty sure he's of no 'gnome' address
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    'Gnomemansland' ?????????
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    Seems he has a list of offences longer than his.... erm

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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    Doing a good job boys, at this rate we'll have this garden equipment theft 'cell' cracked.
    Gno-man has the right to help himself to another mans strimmer.

    Quick update, a girl i work with said she saw an 'elf-like' individual with a modified strimmer like device by a local pond, although for legal reasons it could have been a fishing rod.

    In the event it's being chopped....keep an eye out for the aftermarket black edition blades with red pinstripe appearing on ebay....
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    P.S. Police helicopter units were not dispatched to said pond. Clearly the fuzz are not interested in my situation.
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    Parts are now turning up across the Gnome Counties........
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    UPDATE:
    Has the ANGR (Automatic Naughty Gnome Recognition) system picked anythig up yet?
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  36. L60N
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    Yep, apparently he was cutting 180 lph (lawns per hour)
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    Right then I am genuinely sorry for that thread getting closed last night. Pure pish pish pish is what I think of some members sense of humour.
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    Couldnt agree more.

    However mods ,this is just an opinion.;)
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    PNH80 Low life livin' the high life.

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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    I agree mate. I didn't even get to conclude my casting for the movie version. Guy Richey was all set to direct in a slick 'lock stock' style and Sean Bean was apparently very interested in the part of the off-duty yorkshire copper (he was however concerned that his character didn't actually do anything).

    Could have been a box office smash for christmas.... So, "he who dares, strims"?....It's got legs fellas.
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    [Sep 24, 2008]
    Ohhhh man, its soooooo hard not to laugh out loud here at work... damn you all...
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