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The Patch...

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by Ads, Jul 27, 2010.

  1. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    The other day I needed to go to Accident and Emergency. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

    As soon as entered A&E. 3/4 of those ahead of me got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

    Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of emergency service from the NHS.... (scroll down)















































    [​IMG]

    It also works almost 100% at DSS.

    Don't try it at McDonald's though.....

    ....all the counter staff left by the back door and l never got my order...
     
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  3. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost!
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    :laugh:
     
  4. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)
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    h h h h....illlllaaarrriiiioooouussss!!!! :)
     
  5. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat
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    lmfao, thing is its true lol
     

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