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The Nurse!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by miw615, May 2, 2013.

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    [May 2, 2013]
    One time I got sick and landed in hospital.

    There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy.

    Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.

    She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,

    “And how are we doing this morning?”

    Or

    “Are we ready for a bath?” or

    “Are we hungry?”

    I had had enough of this particular nurse.

    One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.

    Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.

    So you know where the juice went!

    The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,

    “My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”

    At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying,

    “Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!”

    The nurse fainted... I just smiled.
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    [May 2, 2013]
    ROFL I just couldnt stop laughing. You crazy nutter!
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    [May 3, 2013]
    Cheers - can't help saying, but with a username like SL11 CKK do you have a Merc?? :laugh:
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