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The missus...

voorhees May 28, 2010

  1. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator DSG

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    said the house across the road has a black S3 on its drive,she said I wondered what you were doing parked up there until I saw the reg
    Its an 8P :slapped:
    How on god's earth could you get the two mixed up
    Awesome stance--an S3
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    A3 tarted up--8P S3
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  2. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Women aren't very observant are they!

    Right i'm off before it kicks off :undwech:
     
  3. <tuffty/>

    <tuffty/> Badger 5 Edition...Its all about the flow... Staff Member Moderator Audi S3

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    Put it this way bud... girls go off and spend £100 on having their hair fecked with (called styling apparently) then come home and you don't notice... same!

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  4. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving VCDS Map User

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    Most women are the same mate. Mine asked the difference between my old car and new car, apart from the colour.

    Erm;

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  5. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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    Ahh we see Jase, visiting the neighbours were we huh huh huh !!:yes:
     
  6. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Be a bit lazy to drive across the road lol not to mention stupid if he was having an affair with his neighbour :ninja:
     
  7. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator DSG

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    :wtf: if I were to start putting it about I think my neighbour would be a tad too close methinks
     
  8. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving VCDS Map User

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    Lol'd at the thought of someone waving good bye to their missus, driving off their driveway, onto the neighbours and parking at their house!
     
  9. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Be very convienient though :sly:
     
  10. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator DSG

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    LMAO all I'd have to do is change my plate and she'd be none the wiser :uhm:
     
  11. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    lol, Hey we aint all the same! And not sure where tufftyblokes woman goes but for that price there should be a big difference with her hair!!! lol
     
  12. <tuffty/>

    <tuffty/> Badger 5 Edition...Its all about the flow... Staff Member Moderator Audi S3

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    yeah but its not like fitting a GT35 turbo to her Fiesta is it... I would notice that ;P LOL

    <tuffty/>
     
  13. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving VCDS Map User

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    You're an anomaly!
     
  14. Lemon S3

    Lemon S3 Alex

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    Mine spends pretty much £100 a time, she gets it highlighted or something n she claims she has no money!
    Also that's a bit of a saucy siggy pic.
     
  15. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    Haa haa £100 is cheap for colour n cut! count yourself lucky!!!

    Saucy??? nah! thats your imagination playing!!! lol
     
  16. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    unique! they say at work! lol
     
  17. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    haha brilliant. Change your plate over tell her you're popping to the shops then drive across the road and onto neighbours driveway. The perfect crime :shrug:
     
  18. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    sooo true, maybe you would notice then if she got it all shaved off next time!!! You'd notice then!!! (may not like!!! haa haa or maybe you would!)
     
  19. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Same here. £100 a go at the hair dressers. Occasionally it looks more blonde than it looked when she went. But that's about it.

    You women are mental. Why spend that much on something that grows back to how it was.... At least spending £100 on an item which you can keep, means you can look at it and such....
     
  20. sportstractor

    sportstractor Chugger

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    yeah, spending thousands on something you could crash the next day is a much more worthwhile investment lol
     
  21. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Hmmmm. A fair point....
     
  22. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    lol, good job I didnt say that lol
     
  23. fingermouse

    fingermouse thats me

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    women on cars ...

    her...I saw a lovely car today
    him oh what was it
    her... it was small and red you know one of those
     
  24. A3Tom

    A3Tom Smell my finger.

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    Ahhhh bless.
     
  25. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I wouldn't of minded, twas a fair point!! lol :)
     
  26. Imteyaz

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    Or you can get women like my missus.... I asked her when her MOT is due, she says "not sure", goes to get the paperwork and says she can't find the 'new' MOT but found the old one that expired 3 months ago, so I asked her if she remembers having it MOT'd in the last 3 months, she responds "not sure".

    Turns out that she'd been driving without an MOT for the last 3 months, guess whose fault that'll be then? Yup, mine! Oh, and this was on new years eve, she wanted to know if I could take her car to be tested tomorrow.....uh..NO!

    Women, you can't live with them and you can't live with them (no, I meant exactly what I typed!)
     
  27. <tuffty/>

    <tuffty/> Badger 5 Edition...Its all about the flow... Staff Member Moderator Audi S3

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    She could walk in looking like Megan Fox and I wouldn't notice LOL.... for all I know she is Megan Fox!

    Second thoughts, maybe not :whistle2:

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  28. landopanda

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    I'd be quite impressed, at least she knew it was an S3...
     
  29. <tuffty/>

    <tuffty/> Badger 5 Edition...Its all about the flow... Staff Member Moderator Audi S3

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    My personal favourite is... "Women, can't live with them, can't shoot them..." (quote from True Lies)

    It should be noted that I am in no way sexist.... just married with 2 daughters!!! I'M SURROUNDED!!!! :faint:

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  30. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    My favourite from that film was:

    Harry: You tell on me, I tell on you.
    Gib: What are you talking about, I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm as clean as...
    Harry: What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
    Gib: You knew about that?
    Harry: Uh-huh.
    Gib: OK, let's take Franklin, it's a lot quicker...
     
  31. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    My other one being:

    Gib: So your life's in the crapper. So you wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!
     
  32. 1animal1

    1animal1 The Clar!! it mouves!!! VCDS Map User

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    I like this one....forget where it came from ;)

    Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
     
  33. Imteyaz

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    My favourite quote is: "The female of the species is more deadlier than the male", as quoted on some wildlife documentary, only I think it applies to all females in both animal and human form!

    God, I hope the 'trouble and strife' don't ever read this....
     
  34. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator DSG

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    "life is a bitch and then I married her"
     
  35. fingermouse

    fingermouse thats me

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    A dog is for life not just for xmas
















    so why did I marry one .......................
     
  36. The Doctor

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    When I bought my S3 off the previous owner, my wife asked me what the car was like when I got home. I just said "shiny and fast"... She was happy with that.
     
  37. leshkin

    leshkin Hold my beer... VCDS Map User Gold Supporter Team Sepang Audi S3

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    :lmfao:
     
  38. 1animal1

    1animal1 The Clar!! it mouves!!! VCDS Map User

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    why do we put ourselves through so much punishment.....

    whilst waiting for the F1 to start there was this crappy politics show on where they were talking about why we dont have more women MP's..... an educated labour spokeswoman said 'there are plenty of women that are more than capable of the job, but they dont get picked which is what we need to change' - meaning we need to change it 'because' they are women and not because people prefer the male standings at the time

    and they say we are the thicker of the species - do my nut in

    get the chains out fellas, we'll be the ones chaining ourselves to Downing Street before the end of this century
     
  39. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving VCDS Map User

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    A songs lyrics wasn't it?
     
  40. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    From her observations so far, you sure you'd even have to do that :lmfao:
     

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