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the hard life of a penis

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    [May 10, 2008]
    There was a cucumber, a pickle and a penis. The cucumber says, " You no what, when i get hard people chop me up and eat me". Then the pickle says, "You think thats bad, when i get hard they stick me in a jar that stinks of vinegar". The penis says, "You get off lightly, when i get hard they put a bag over my head. Put me in a dark hole and bash my head against a wall until i'm sick, its that bad when i finally get out, i faint!".
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